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Esper (MM Week) by Esper-Roba Ibuki's Waltz by spoonerdog123- vector art (the first one is from one of my RP accounts)
Ibuki (Turnaround) by spoonerdog123 - turnaround

You will need to supply a reference of the character/s for this commission, which will be drawn with Illustrator CS5. Price goes up by 10 points for each extra character in the art or view in the turnaround, and will go higher if you want more characters in the vector art/characters with insanely complex designs to them. If you're going to commission - note me before you click that button, so we can organize things.
Fanfic - One-Shot
Invisible ManFandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! DM
Reasoning: Tradefic for Ria–Pia.
Handicap/Requirement: Fic needs to start with the line: 'He had to say goodbye'. And an extra requirement, because this one was just way too good to pass up – after the initial sentence, the paragraphs get shorter and shorter, until there's just one word left.
Ships: None. Thiefshipping and Angstshipping may be implied, but only if you're into those ships; romance is not mentioned anywhere.
Length: 1250 words. Another thing – the number before each paragraph is actually a measurement of how many words are in that paragraph.
Warnings: None, aside from maybe the line breaks...
He had to say goodbye–
–and that desire wasn't just a want, it was a need; and slowly destroying Marik Ishtar from the inside out. He had to say goodbye, c
Pacifier (Spitting the Dummy)Summary: He'd never felt for his host; it was merely his choice instrument of destruction, after all. But when it started hurting itself, he decided that perhaps his being recognized as a monster was bad for the host's health. Something had to be done...
Tendershipping - aimed to be flipped into something cute and bigbro/littlebro – style by the end.
Warnings: Some violence and blood at the start.
The whole bigbro/littlebro thing was inspired by the piece of artwork that is the fic's cover; 'A sunny afternoon - Yami Bakura and little Ryou' by at yourdreams. Never done that sort of relationship in Tender before, wanted to see if I could run it without giving 'Kura an extra body or anything like that.
It is dying, the host.
He can only watch in shocked silence, as the nine year old staggers about its tiny bedroom as though drunk, though the plastic hilt protr

The Bathtime IncidentDisclaimer: Don't own YGO.
Qualifier Requirements: Must concern any or all of the Bakuras (Ryou/Yami Bakura/TKB/Zorc *seeing as Yami Bakura is apparently Zorc*), must involve bathtime.
Author Handicap: Must be run serious - can one create a dark bathtime-oriented fic?
Reviews/Comments: Concrit and praise are much loved. Unintelligent flaming is not. Since the contest isn't yet over, I'd be pleased to get some feedback on this, see if I can revise it a little before the due date.
Warnings: None.
The Bathtime Incident
The rain poured down on the ten–year–old, currently struggling soggily down the road with school bag dragging. His normally immaculate clothes were muddied and weighed down, head hanging as he beheld his once–white sneakers before him, stained with dirt. In short, he was absolutely filthy, battered and exhausted, having ru
We Need a Doctor Over HereTrade with Djpunupipi, put up here due to FFDotNet being a pain.
Disclaimer: Don't own YGO - or Doctor Who, or anything else referenced in the piece.
Warnings: Thief King Bakura is sporting his manga personality, not his anime personality. This personality is near–identical to Yami Bakura's own personality, so please bear that in mind. As for other warnings... Well, HumanReincarnation!Zorc shows up - I think that's fair warning - and the whole thing is borderline-crackfic.
We Need a Doctor Over Here!
The oversized banners hung limply from the ceiling. They did not, as stated upon the packet, 'flutter gaily in the breeze'. In fact, they were not even moved by the icy draughts that swept the tiny flat on a regular basis. No, they just hung there, as carcasses in a butcher's shop might – enormous banners that seemed to exist for the sole purpose of being bumped

This is the base price for fanfic oneshots; all shippings are fine with me~ Please let me know if you are interested by note, and we will discuss the idea and pricings. Be warned; the price will go up somewhat if you're asking for a very complex plot, a fandom I have no clue about, OCs anywhere, more than four characters, multiple shippings at the same time, and so on.

Oneshots can be anywhere from about 2000 to 6000 words.
Fanfic - Multi-chapter
I have none on this account; please visit the below links for examples:

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The base pricing is 30 per chapter, and 40 for every chapter after the fifth. Again, this goes up if I have to include OCs, fandoms I don't know about, a very complex plot (and yes, this does mean 'Write a fanfic where all eight of my OCs run in their own dueling tournament), more than four main characters, multiple shippings at the same time, so on and so forth.

Again, note me if you're interested, and we'll work it out~


A Hundred Thingies (Brandon/Starr) by spoonerdog123
A Hundred Thingies (Brandon/Starr)
Quickie to celebrate 100 followers on Tumblr!

Brandon and Starr used with :iconpokemonmanic3595:'s express permission - so yeah, this is a bit of a sneak preview of something involving them that's coming on Boxing Day. It's mostly done tbh, all that really needs to happen now is to transfer it to digital format. Then again, I haven't been on much due to the Big Sad Thing that happened a few weeks ago, and I doubt I'm gonna have much time to do it, but - we'll see how we go.

Pokeumans of course belongs to :iconpokemonmanic3595:, as do both of his characters.
There has been a very sudden, very sad event in real life. Bottom line - I'm not gonna be around for a few weeks. This... this particular event has hit me pretty hard. The only thing that will at all be updating is the story Mind Games on Ao3/, because I already hooked it up to a scheduler (the chapters are being put up automatically).

Sorry, guys. 


My name is Gloria Maurice Van Rudwick.

Not the name I was born with, of course, but what can I say? My parents, prosperous as they are, don't have the best taste when it comes to names. Therefore, when I moved out of my awful, small little house (only three floors and one stable, can you believe it?) and into this wonderful six-story base filled with every consumable I could possibly imagine, I changed my name. Gloria is an older name, of course, but it invites intrigue; hints at the full glory that is my true form.

Ah, yes, my true form - I always wanted to soar; fly high above the clouds like the angel I truly am. Needless to say, I accompanied my wealthy father on his every buisness trip; and though I suppose Rome was nice and Milan was all right, I always liked to think that it was the journey that really mattered. The designer dresses were lovely, but the view out the window of my private jet was truly what I enjoyed the most - not that I wouldn't go anywhere without buying a little something - a few hundred here, a few thousand there. It wouldn't be polite to go to such places without supporting their economy just a little, 'mmm? And better to spend your money on nice things than some snotty charity that would lose the cash all too quickly.

But, back to flying. I've heard horror stories about those who fly 'cattle class', and I just don't understand why they would do that. If one is flying often, it is surely better to spend a few thousand more on at least buisness class, if not invest in a personal plane. If they aren't willing to invest, why complain when you do not get a good quality experience? Not that I even have to bother investing now; my true form is that of a rather dashing bird. Unfortunately, it does bear more than a passing resemblance to a character from one of those ridiculous, trashy mainstream games - a Swellow from the Pokemon series, to be precise - but wings are wings, and I wasn't exactly able to be picky. Plus, this form is my free ticket to the six-story base I just mentioned; so not only do I get wings, I get a life of complete and utter luxury.

Of course, the point of the military base I live in is to train soldiers and generals for the coming war with Pokextinction, but they spare no expense on their cadets in training. I will not be serving upon the front line, that is for sure. My eyesight as a Swellow is... glassy, little white, crystal patterns dancing in it. However, I am by no means dumb - yes, I will become a general of great value, calmly commanding my troops from up high. I will be a hero, not an ant; I will fly, and-

The bell for class has just gone, followed by an announcement calling me, specifically - yes, me, Gloria Maurice Van Rudwick - to the commander's office. I can only imagine that this is to recieve my promotion to general of the PRT. After I have typed this sentence, I will put my iPad 2 into my Gucci school satchel, spread my wings, and fly down the halls to the commander's office - it will be quite a refreshing trip, I believe.



"Mmmn?" I put on my humanizing ring, specifically so that I can fold my arms with a smirk. "Is this about my promotion?"

"No, this is about your eyesight" Commander Crumm barks; fitting, since he is an Arcanine as canine as the name makes him sound. "The humanizing ring lets you see as a human, but humans are of little value here. You won't be able to fight adequately as a Swellow." He rifles through the enormous stack of papers on his desk, pulling out a clean, white sheet of paper. "We could resolve this issue with surgery, however... It is expensive." He clicks his pen in and out with one paw; amazing how much mobility he has been to train into it. It must have taken him a great deal of discipline - which is of course what we value here.

"So what?" I shoot back. "You spend plenty money on all your cadets here, so you can have all of this-"

"That's for the able-bodied cadets", Crumm replies with a low growl, and I almost shudder at the noise, but I recover, keeping my back straight against the chair as I've been taught to do. "And frankly, Gloria... I'm starting to wonder about your attitude. Your latest piece of writing, needless to say, was brought to my attention - and that is to say nothing of your little exploits."

His eyes flash, and I brace immediately for the fatherly lecture he's obliged to give, though of course I keep my voice light. "So, I've gone for a fly for a few times. What of it? We Flying-types need some space to stretch our wings."

"Sixteen times in the last month alone, when you have a large space especially for Flying-type aerial combat." He gestures to the stack of papers. "Gloria, your every offence has been recorded here. Countless times, you have put the entire future of our organization in jepordy! Do you understand?!" His voice rises a little in frustration towards the end of his speech, his lip curling to expose his canine fangs, and I draw back. Though of course he would never hurt me, his prized cadet, it's hard to stay cool when faced with those big teeth. "You're half-blind in Pokeuman form, and all you have ever done is squander the humanizing ring we lent you." He leans across the desk, sweeping all the papers off it. "If you think you have any value to my base - our organization, say it now."

"I-I'm going to be a general", I assert, and he smiles; it's not a nice one.

"With your marks? With your dedication?"

"I don't work where it's not needed!" I sputter. "And those classes aren't necessary for a-"

"That will be all", Crumm says quietly, rising to his paws, and I fall silent instantly. He pads over to me, squeezing his bulk around the enormous oak desk, and I let my attention drift around the room. I get enough time to take in the plush red carpet, the framed gold medals, the stuffed deer head on the wall, and the bar fridge tucked into the corner, before the Arcanine's face is filling my vision. I stumble out of my chair and try to pull back, but he just draws nearer and nearer. My back brushes the wall, and I curse; Commander Crumm's twice my size and faster than I could ever hope to be. I've heard the stories about Arcanine being faster than cheetahs, so fast that they look like they're flying, and I'm not about to put those rumors to the test.

"Miss Van Rudwick", he says quietly, "I will make you a deal." I relax my shoulders, giving a curt nod that I hope will soften him up a little. All I get in reply is that same, nasty smile, and a paw placed firmly on my chest. I narrow my eyes a the use of such a non-personal addressing; it does little to dissuade him.

"I will send you to... where we send the useless cadets", he continues. "It's where we send the ones that aren't cut out for this life - the blind, the deaf, the permanently injured, the mentally unsound. And, if you can get one-hundred percent in your final exam at the end of next year, I will gladly pay for your operation on your eye-sight."

"And if I don't?"

His voice is even. "Then you will remain a blind bird for the rest of your days, useless to our cause."

I almost laugh; the thought is ludicrous, but then again he does look serious. "You forget - I'm not blind, so long as I'm human. With this ring, your threat is-"

Crumm yawns, arches his back, then stretches himself in a play-bow. Out come his claws, leaving gouges in the carpet, and his grin goes a little wider. "If you don't show your teachers perfect behaviour and recieve perfect marks on the exam, you will find yourself blind forever. Human or bird."

"Is this how you treat your soldiers?!", I snarl, determined to remain composed to the end.

"No, only the useless ones." The Arcanine straightens, holding out one paw. "Now, give me that ring. I will find someone more valuable to use it."

I scowl at him. "Are you saying that I'm useless? I think that you're badly mistaken, Commander Cr-"

The commander in question growls, baring his teeth, and I pull the ring off without another thought. "That's better", he rumbles, taking it from my shaking talons. I stare up him with failing eyesight; he's even scarier when I'm half my human size. "You will be leaving at five a.m, sharp."

"Wh-? But tomorrow's Saturday! A sleep-in is sche-"

"Sleeping in is a luxury, Miss Van Rudwick. A luxury reserved for those of use." Crumm turns away, padding back towards his desk. "Now, go."

I bite my tongue as best I can with my beak, and hop-hop-flap my way out of the office, praying Crumm will change his mind.

Blinded By My Glory - Prologue
Some stories are about nice protagonists, who do nice things and live in nice bases. 

This one's about a dork.

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The above picture is of Spooner, the dog after which the account was named.

My adopts account is SpoonerdogAdopts (what a surprise!)

My fanfics can be found here: . They're mostly YGO fics... so, yeah. That place is also where all my art trades wind up.

Bit about me: I'm an Aussie gal living somewhere in Australia. I attempt to write Pokeuman stories, even try to draw the odd Pokemon from time to time. I'm a major, major fan of YGO, amongst other things.

I go by many names here on dA - such as Random Stranger, Lassie, Spoon, SD, Zoboe, and of course Spoonerdog. Obviously, none of those are my RL name.
There has been a very sudden, very sad event in real life. Bottom line - I'm not gonna be around for a few weeks. This... this particular event has hit me pretty hard. The only thing that will at all be updating is the story Mind Games on Ao3/, because I already hooked it up to a scheduler (the chapters are being put up automatically).

Sorry, guys. 


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vanessaskydragon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello how have you been doing .
masterlevan1 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Writer
Hey Spooner! Merry late Christmas and Happy New Years ^^, hope you are doing well! 
Pfaccioxx Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014   General Artist
You have Omega Ruby or Alpha Safire?

If yes you make a secret base?

If yes you want me to add you as 1 of my base's secret pal's?
spoonerdog123 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, no. With everything that's happened, I can neither afford nor have the time to play either game. 
Pfaccioxx Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014   General Artist
fair enough
Justice1212 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*puts on best Arnold Swartsenagger voice*  You've been tagginated!
grapehyacinth Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
Thanks for the watch.  Glad you're enjoying!
rafikemil Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Hi, Thanks for the watch :)
spoonerdog123 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
No worries, thank you for the lovely art. I look forwards to seeing more.
Canta-Per-Me Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Did I ever link you to this amv before~?…
It's what introduced meh to Dangan Ronpa…
an this one is just plain awesome
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